Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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