Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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