I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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