Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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