it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads