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(651): View more from Minnesota

I accidentally had phone sex last night

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(607): View more from New York

I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.

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(207): View more from Maine

i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?

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(207): View more from Maine

we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?

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(585): View more from New York

I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you

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(520): View more from Arizona

So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.

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(518): View more from New York

I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.

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