I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED