I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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