fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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