If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Verdict: uncircumcised.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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