jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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