I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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