I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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