people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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