Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I got inside last night via doggy door
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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