So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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