It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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