Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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