i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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