id be glad to
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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