eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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