Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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