Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
