I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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