It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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