there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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