The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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