Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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