guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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