soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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