No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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