so explain again why im purple
no
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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