is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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