ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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