remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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