Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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