Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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