Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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