Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize
