oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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