It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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