We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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