But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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