So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she looked like the before picture.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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