Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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