Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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