Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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