Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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