She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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