This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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