super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i barfeds in our rink
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The adults are the big ones right?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"