It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.