every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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