absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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