he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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