So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
being pregnant is like rehab
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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