question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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