i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
