So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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