Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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