Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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