is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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