Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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