Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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