Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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